...for a sports report. I promise this won't happen often. Manny Ramirez tested positive for PED, and apparently it is The End of Innocence. Really. The giant slugger who hits 40 home runs a season is on drugs? Why, I'm absolutely shocked. This has never happened before. Listen, if you could take a substance that would give you an $18 million salary at your job you would. Everybody would. The only people who should be pissed at Manny are Dodgers fans since he was dumb enough to get caught and get himself suspended. Look kids, drugs are good, they worked for Manny.
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