Liar at the perjury?

That's like the lox guarding the penthouse. The plague on both your houses. The scotch on the rocks, Mouse.

Geithner at Treasury?

It's like the hen munching the rice louse. The wren humping the lights out. The pen righting the right route. Suspend slinging six great grout.

Dear Mresident Lincbama,

Thak U 4 takng eht etim owt 2 tlk 2 me. I dunt blieve u shud go on teh 2night shwo. I thank tht it nt dignfied, nd maks u luk liek periz hiltn. AT leashed we avn't sen ur vagina yt, tho we hvae senoir bitch. I men puppz. It ani't gut know wang, right? Nyway I thank it wud be mucho bettre 2 go on da Leatherman shw. My unc wunce git me 1 of em. I bets stip taking up yo tiemx. Alss the lcuk 2 ya mr. preznit. Ur teh bset und gvie Sarkzoy a nugget 4 me!

Ur 1 fan,
Bill Bennett Jr.