Oh hey everybody...

...remember when the President made fun of the Special Olympics?

Dear Mresident Lincbama,

Thak U 4 takng eht etim owt 2 tlk 2 me. I dunt blieve u shud go on teh 2night shwo. I thank tht it nt dignfied, nd maks u luk liek periz hiltn. AT leashed we avn't sen ur vagina yt, tho we hvae senoir bitch. I men puppz. It ani't gut know wang, right? Nyway I thank it wud be mucho bettre 2 go on da Leatherman shw. My unc wunce git me 1 of em. I bets stip taking up yo tiemx. Alss the lcuk 2 ya mr. preznit. Ur teh bset und gvie Sarkzoy a nugget 4 me!

Ur 1 fan,
Bill Bennett Jr.